Is lube considered a condiment? Only if the main course is a wiener sausage. Funny joke T-shirt with a pert willing donut and an overly anxious hot dog. Remember to always coat your weenie with a condiment. After all, we don't want to turn that beautiful frosted donut into a cream filled. If you refuse condiments on your footlong, you better stick with frosting cupcakes instead of punching out donut holes. A public service message from your friends at Sloppy Octopus. Do your part (not her part) and wear this shirt to help spread this important message.
Fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you. And it can withstand several washings while maintaining its shape, so it's great for everyday wear!
This shirt has 2 prints, front and left sleeve.
• 100% fine jersey cotton
• Heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched
• Blank products sourced from the US
Size guide
|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
Chest (inches) |
30-32 |
34-36 |
38-40 |
42-44 |
46-48 |
48-50 |
50-52 |
Waist (inches) |
28-30 |
30-32 |
32-33 |
33-34 |
36-38 |
40-42 |
44-48 |
|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
Chest (cm) |
76-81 |
86-91 |
97-102 |
107-112 |
117-122 |
122-127 |
127-132 |
Waist (cm) |
71-76 |
76-81 |
81-84 |
84-86 |
91-97 |
102-107 |
112-122 |