SEE BOTH SIDES--Acute Angina, "In-Your-Face" (sounds good) Version, Adult T-Shirt

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger and hardens you. Many men have died in the clutches of Acute Angina. Some have narrowly slid out from it's velvet grip, while others have slid in and out repeatedly. It's a hard thing to think about when facing Acute Angina. If you encounter Acute Angina, start with some mouth to mouth. Slowly proceed to some chest compressions using both hands, then try some well placed finger swipes and see if the heart starts pumping. Once the pumping begins, try not to die from your own heart attack. Just when you think you're about to die, please don't embarrass yourself and scream, "Oh my God, I'm coming" as you announce your arrival to meet your maker. You can have Acute Angina arriving at your door simply by flicking that little button that says, "order now".

Acute Angina has a print on the front, back, and left sleeve.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86
Width (cm) 42 46 51 56 61 66 71 76