SEE BOTH SIDES--Big One Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt (unisex, but women please don't wear this one)

SloppyOctopus.com

Regular price $29.99

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We've got a big one, and now you can too. Impress the babes with this massive digit. They lick, I mean like, a man with a big one up front. Flaunt your endowment, or falsely advertise your shortcoming. When she discovers the truth, either, 1. you have nothing to explain, or 2. tell her it was referring to the number on the front of the shirt. You win either way.  The pillar of truth is sure to be unveiled as she satisfies her desire to know if you really stand up to the clam, I mean claim.

This shirt has 3 separate prints; front, back and left sleeve.

It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  XS S M L XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24
  XS S M L XL
Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79
Width (cm) 42 46 51 56 61