SEE BOTH SIDES--Cinco de Mayo, May 5th, followed by Sinko de Vomit, May 6th, Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

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Every Cinco de Mayo party should have a designated driver and a designated person to wear this shirt.  This public service announcement shirt displays a cautionary tale of what happens if party goers do not practice moderation. This shirt should be required wearing and taught in schools.  Actually all sloppy octopus T-shirts should required wearing and part of ALL  school uniforms THROUGHOUT THE WORLD (even if they don't speak English or if the joke makes no senses in their culture ((or any culture!!!)).  Why stop there.  We also believe that all UFOs should be required to have our logo emblazoned  on their fuselage if they wish to enter our atmosphere.  We are also working on changing the Big Red Spot on Jupiter into the Big Blue Octopus and making the Crab Nebula the Octopus Nebula  It really looks more like an octopus than a crab anyway, especially after we get through with it.  100% of all proceeds from purchases of Sloppy Octopus products goes to support these worthy causes.  You can feel warm and fuzzy knowing that you are improving our universe by lining our pockets.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86
Width (cm) 42 46 51 56 61 66 71 76