False advertising! Few can truly pull this off successfully. Usually the more liquor, the less vim. The less vim, the less vigor. The more liquor, the more rigor. The more rigor, the more mortis. Have fun, but drink responsibly.
Fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you. And it can withstand several washings while maintaining its shape, so it's great for everyday wear!
• 100% fine jersey cotton • Heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Double-stitched • Blank products stocked in the US are made in USA • Blank products stocked in the EU are sourced worldwide