Single Side--Magnum P.P. Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

This joke seems too obvious for those who have ever used a Magnum size condom and watched Magnum P.I. (possibly at the same time?) Even if you never needed a Magnum, advertising such can't hurt.  A cheap joke printed on a cheap shirt, but who cares? You would never wear this design anywhere important anyway, except maybe on a first date to a dirt bike race or similar.  How could you lose with a Magnum P.I. and Trojan Magnum parody?

Most of our Sloppy Octopus T-shirts are printed on much higher quality T-shirts, but it takes all types.  Even though this shirt is inexpensive, it is still respectable, and no one will know you are a cheapskate from this purchase alone.  From our experience, this model T-shirt may stretch and distort more with use (like a Trojan Magnum), but feels comfortable and lightweight (like a Trojan Magnum).  Seriously.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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