SEE BOTH SIDES--Cocka-Cola with Real Thingy on Back, Coca-Cola Parody White UnisexT-Shirt (also separately listed in red) BANNED-YOU CAN NOT BUY THIS

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Regular price $25,000.00

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You can NOT purchase this!  The design was banned for looking too authentic. We must admit it is masterfully done. Even with this very similar appearance, we believe that it does not infringe the copyright since it is an obvious parody of the original.  As an obvious parody making fun of the name and look of the original product, we believe it falls under "fair use".  No one will mistake this as an officially authorized product of the beverage company.  It is an obvious silly parody.  We agree with our printer that even if we are right, it is too risky to manufacture this shirt and risk a lawsuit from a corporate giant.  We have too many other great designs and ideas to worry about losing this gem.  We will leave it posted only for entertainment value.  Read it, enjoy it, but don't buy it.  It will not get printed. We set a crazy price so you do not even try to buy it.

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Don't glance too quickly or you'll miss the jokes. Shirt looks like the real thing, but it is really the "real thingy". Hey wait, that's not Coca-Cola either! So have a ____ and a smile. You know, your thingy.

Fitted, comfortable, and soft (we're talking about the shirt, not the thingy)—this t-shirt was made just for you. And it can withstand several washings while maintaining its shape, so it's great for everyday wear!

Also available in red shirt with white lettering.

This shirt has 3 prints: front, back, and left sleeve.


• 100% fine jersey cotton
• Heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched
• Made in the USA

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (inches) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50 50-52
Waist (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42 44-48
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (cm) 76-81 86-91 97-102 107-112 117-122 122-127 127-132
Waist (cm) 71-76 76-81 81-84 84-86 91-97 102-107 112-122