If you ever spatchcocked a bird, you would realize what a great thing it is, and you would want to flaunt this prowess to the world. Once you successfully spatchcocked a turkey, imagine all the other tastey dishes that you could insert with your spatchcocking skills. Women hunger for men who spatchcock.
This has 2 prints, the front and the Sloppy Octopus logo on the left sleeve
Fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you. And it can withstand several washings while maintaining its shape, so it's great for everyday wear!
Printed on high quality American made American Apparel brand T-shirt
• 100% fine jersey cotton
• Heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched
• Blank products sourced from the US
Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
WAIST (inches) |
| XS |
30-32 |
28-30 |
| S |
34-36 |
30-32 |
| M |
38-40 |
32-33 |
| L |
42-44 |
33-34 |
| XL |
46-48 |
36-38 |
| 2XL |
48-50 |
40-42 |
| 3XL |
50-52 |
44-48 |
| |
CHEST (cm) |
WAIST (cm) |
| XS |
76.2-81.3 |
71.1-76.2 |
| S |
86.4-91.4 |
76.2-81.3 |
| M |
96.5-101.6 |
81.3-83.8 |
| L |
106.7-111.8 |
83.8-86.4 |
| XL |
116.8-122 |
91.4-96.5 |
| 2XL |
122-127 |
101.6-106.7 |
| 3XL |
127-132 |
111.8-122 |
