SEE BOTH SIDES--Blue Balls Gauge, "Spuel Gauge", Men's T-Shirt

SloppyOctopus.com

Regular price $25.00

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Explode with laughter as tensions rise with this honest plea for a helping hand or other outlet (or inlet) for release.  The plight of man is summarized in this one simple T-shirt.  The first step to resolving a problem is admitting that you have a problem.  What better way to admit your problem than embalzing it across your chest.  Buy this shirt now to get the help you so desperately need.

THE GREEN ONE IS PERFECT FOR ST PATRICK'S DAY!

This shirt has 3 prints: front, back, and left sleeve.

Fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you. And it can withstand several washings while maintaining its shape, so it's great for everyday wear!

• 100% fine jersey cotton
• Heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched
• Blank products stocked in the US are made in USA
• Blank products stocked in the EU are sourced worldwide

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (inches) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50 50-52
Waist (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42 44-48
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (cm) 76-81 86-91 97-102 107-112 117-122 122-127 127-132
Waist (cm) 71-76 76-81 81-84 84-86 91-97 102-107 112-122